dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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