We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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