He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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