I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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