i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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