Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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