worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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