you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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