Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Dear god my vagina.
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