The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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