What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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