So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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