Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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