glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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