New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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