Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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