my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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