stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm like, not good at living.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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