I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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