i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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