It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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