Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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