I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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