yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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