I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Porn is love you can see.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
