What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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