i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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