My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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