Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
