3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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