It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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