1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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