you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
How drunk are you?
Completed.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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