he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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