How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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