some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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