Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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