I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
where am i from again
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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