She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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