We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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