His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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