Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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