After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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