His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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