i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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