I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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