Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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