i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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