dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just puked most of my soul out..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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