Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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