shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he thought i was a dude.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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