my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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