he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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