i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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