mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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